Oct 25, 2006

Chinese Nightmares


You hire a good friend of yours (boy or girl does not matter) to dress up with basically just a clown mask on
and only stilletos; hand them a gun.
You get a motel room and
order a huge order of chinese food for delivery.

When the delivery gets there
have them answer the door, pointing the gun
at the delivery man.
When the chinese guy freaks out, have them say, "Today is a good day to die."
Then instruct them to shoot at his knee.
You will have to run because the cops are coming,
but you will give this guy awesome nightmares forever

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6 Comments:

At 11:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are sick in the head

 
At 12:05 PM, Anonymous dtanner@comcast.net said...

i dont understand this at all- you are a real loser

 
At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

best one by far. when are you going to put a new one up?

 
At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HELL YEA! CHINESE NIGHTMARES!!!! LOVE IT!!

 
At 11:11 AM, Anonymous Captain Weed said...

why shoot the knee? a neck shot would be way cooler!

 
At 4:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

been there
done that

 

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