Chinese Nightmares

You hire a good friend of yours (boy or girl does not matter) to dress up with basically just a clown mask on
and only stilletos; hand them a gun.
You get a motel room and
order a huge order of chinese food for delivery.

When the delivery gets there
have them answer the door, pointing the gun
at the delivery man.
When the chinese guy freaks out, have them say, "Today is a good day to die."
Then instruct them to shoot at his knee.
You will have to run because the cops are coming,
but you will give this guy awesome nightmares forever