Someone tell the old guy that is not acceptable
You go to a fancy restaurant bringing in a brief case filled with a mixture of
lettuce, ground beef, jello.
You go to the bathroom and
wait til an old guy has to use the stall.
As he goes in -
stand up in the stall next to him
and dump your brief case over his head.
Walk out holding your nose,
turn to a waitress and say
"Jesus lady someone did something nasty in there..i think the old guy has diarrhea"
Wait til he gets out- for everyones reaction- including his
Labels: dumping brief case on old guy, physics recalls, practical joke, radiology recalls, restaurant, visions of dale
2 Comments:
This one is my favorite Dale. I think you're brilliant. I know that there are probably thousands of people who have these types of insane visions when they're bored and day dreaming....but they've just never written them out. I commend you Teemo...I mean Dale. Oops! Anyway, keep 'em coming. I think you could make it big if these visions ever came to life...say...on SNL or something:)
Love,
Jennifer
BEST ONE BY FAR
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