Oct 25, 2006

Why Gfilte Fish? WHY!?

Call up the cable guy to the apartment next door
(that way you wont get in trouble)-
As you see him walking down the hallway
ask him if he would not mind helping you out for a second.
As he walks in chloroform him so he his knocked out.
Dress him up in a winnie the pooh costume-
but before you put the mask on-
duck tape his mouth shut-
then glue on the mask
so it will take a lot of work to get off-
and the movements he will make trying to get it off
will just look like Winnie the pooh is all confused
This will also muffle his screams as well.
Yank him down to to the bus station
and buy him a ticket to Oklahoma City-
Had him a bag - with these items inside

a jar of gfilte fish
a sock and
a note that reads
"Bad cable man - HBO came in fuzzy for last time"

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At 12:08 PM, Anonymous JTPhillips@stjohns.providence.org said...

HA! ROTFL! LOL! showed this to 3 guys i work with! you are hysterical! when can we get more VODs?

At 5:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

all of your VODs are the same - you either chloroform someone or brand horses

how about chloroforming the horses and branding people for a change

At 3:12 PM, Anonymous DALES #1 FAN said...

hey dale you can chloroform me anytime - i think you are hot

At 8:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dale

what happens if you put chloroform in a ventillation system ?

do you see where i am getting at?

its time to chloroform an entire building

dale listen- step up your game
step up your rame
and step up your zame

At 2:39 PM, Anonymous Crazy Carl said...

Why Gfilte fish?
how bout, WHY NOT?
you should have smashed the gfilte fish over that fuckers head - thats what i would have done


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