Why Gfilte Fish? WHY!?
Call up the cable guy to the apartment next door
(that way you wont get in trouble)-
As you see him walking down the hallway
ask him if he would not mind helping you out for a second.
As he walks in chloroform him so he his knocked out.
Dress him up in a winnie the pooh costume-
but before you put the mask on-
duck tape his mouth shut-
then glue on the mask
so it will take a lot of work to get off-
and the movements he will make trying to get it off
will just look like Winnie the pooh is all confused
This will also muffle his screams as well.
Yank him down to to the bus station
and buy him a ticket to Oklahoma City-
Had him a bag - with these items inside
a jar of gfilte fish
a sock and
a note that reads
"Bad cable man - HBO came in fuzzy for last time"
Labels: gfilte fish, kawasaky disease, mask, radiology recalls, visions of dale, winnie the pooh
posted by Dale @ 8:11 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
HA! ROTFL! LOL! showed this to 3 guys i work with! you are hysterical! when can we get more VODs?
Dale
all of your VODs are the same - you either chloroform someone or brand horses
how about chloroforming the horses and branding people for a change
hey dale you can chloroform me anytime - i think you are hot
hey dale
what happens if you put chloroform in a ventillation system ?
do you see where i am getting at?
its time to chloroform an entire building
dale listen- step up your game
step up your rame
and step up your zame
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