Sorry But We Ran Out of Room

Go to a cemetery and find the tombstone of an old man who died within the last year. Look up the address of the old man's closest relatives. Buy a bunch of medical anatomy bones. Then drop the skull and bones on the porch of the closest relative.

Write on a sticky note-

"Ran out of room at the cemetery- Didnt think Gramps would mind."

Stick the note to the door.

The anger and outrage of the family member who finds what they think is Gramps old bones will be hysterical.

The British are Coming.

You and your friend go to a nice park in Washington, DC. Bring a map of the city, 2 rolls of duct tape and a flag of Great Britian. Wait for a nice man walking alone to stroll by. Approach him holding the map but hiding your rolls of duct tape. Ask the man politiely if he knows what direction Big Ben is- When he looks at you all confused -quickly circle him and wrap him in the duct tape nice and tight- Then go grab your flag and duct tape it to his head. Whisper in his hear "The British are coming." Then take off.

Thats a Bad Bad Baby

Go to a local coffee shop with a baby carriage- inside the carriage have a baby doll that is tied to a brick. Cover the baby in blankets - get a cup of coffee and start talkin to the fake baby- Tell the baby what a good good baby it is and how much you love him. Then spill a little coffee on your leg and scream. Then out of anger scream "Thats a bad bad baby!"- and launch the baby tied to the brick through the window- People will freak out that you have just thrown your own baby through the window-
Turn to the guy next to you and say "I hate it when they make the coffee too hot." Casually walk out.

Symphony of Disaster

You volunteer at a Special Education Camp and tell the camp you are going to take the kids to the zoo. What you really do is take them to the Detroit Symphony Orchestra. In the van on the way there you tell the kids there are prizes hidden in the instruments and when we get to the theatre- the quicker they find the prize the quicker we can all get to the zoo and eat ice cream! Tell the kids some of the prizes are hiden really good so you might have to tear apart the instruments to find them. Pre-order tickets to the symphony but come very late so when you walk in the unsuspected orchestra and crowd will be in for a treat they will never forget.

HELP THE DIABETIC!

you see an old lady at the mall in a wheel chair
walk up to her and ask her if she needs assistance
then get behind her and start wheeling her as fast you can... run thru the mall
screaming "get out of the way she is a diabetic" approach some dumb looking guy
and hand her off and scream "GO GO.. im tired and she needs to get to her car..
dont listen to her .. she is delusional.. run man run!!!!" hopefully this guy
will take off wheeling her in the mall fast too.. and if a family member reports
her missing.. they will bust this guy instead

Someone tell the old guy that is not acceptable

You go to a fancy restaurant bringing in a brief case filled with a mixture of
lettuce, ground beef, jello.

You go to the bathroom and
wait til an old guy has to use the stall.

As he goes in -
stand up in the stall next to him
and dump your brief case over his head.

Walk out holding your nose,
turn to a waitress and say
"Jesus lady someone did something nasty in there..i think the old guy has diarrhea"

Wait til he gets out- for everyones reaction- including his

Why Gfilte Fish? WHY!?

Call up the cable guy to the apartment next door
(that way you wont get in trouble)-
As you see him walking down the hallway
ask him if he would not mind helping you out for a second.
As he walks in chloroform him so he his knocked out.
Dress him up in a winnie the pooh costume-
but before you put the mask on-
duck tape his mouth shut-
then glue on the mask
so it will take a lot of work to get off-
and the movements he will make trying to get it off
will just look like Winnie the pooh is all confused
This will also muffle his screams as well.
Yank him down to to the bus station
and buy him a ticket to Oklahoma City-
Had him a bag - with these items inside

a jar of gfilte fish
a sock and
a note that reads
"Bad cable man - HBO came in fuzzy for last time"