This was the 1st VOD ever written- an oldie but this is where it all began- titled simply, "WHITE PUBES?"

You drive by a
typical hitch-hiker dude,
hippie looking, long hair,
bandana..

What you should do to him is pick up..
then chloroform his face so he is knocked out
Tie him up and throw him in the trunk
Then an hour later open up the trunk and beat him bad with a baseball
bat and cut off one of his thumbs..
then hire someone to clean him up-
cut his hair, shave him and bleach his pubic hair bright white, and buy him a new suit
Dress him up and drop him off in the same spot you picked him up at
The confusion of this mother fucker would be worth laughs for years-
he would never figure out what happened to him and the fact that his pubes are now bright white would just thrown an extra bizarre twist