Ayyy! Ayyy! Why do man who love chinese food bring anger? Ayy

There is a small cute chinese restaurant right around the corner from you. The owners are very nice, however like most immigrants their english is broken and hard to understand. You walk up there wearing some type of chinese cartoon mask and dressed in a chinese robe. You wave at the chinese lady who owns it, and then throw a rock, which you had written the words "I LOVE ALMOND BONELESS CHICKEN" through the window. Run and ditch the costume, come back just to hear how they would explain the terror to the police. Should be pretty funny.