Nov 3, 2006

Marching Band Disaster

Thanksgiving is around the corner so you know they will be closing down the streets for the annual parade. The beauty of these parades is that there are multiple police officers riding horses patrolling the streets. What you should do is wait til a large marching band is is doing their routine, sneak up behind a horse and give it the branding of its life. If you can have multiple friends all brand horses at the same time it would be even better. Hopefully the horses will be behind the band so when it freaks out it will charge towards the band. Most members would be knocked down but the ones in front would be running for their lives. Imagine the fat tuba players sprinting and people screaming..


At 2:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well dale. this one is just ok
i like the idea
but you need to somehow make it more violent

maybe have like an actual indian tribe attack a band?

At 8:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 8:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dale- what about if you schedule a monster truck rally the same day - and drive the trucks over the band

i know some people might die- so maybe it wont work

At 10:04 PM, Anonymous Troy Merchante said...

the simpsons did this in one of their episodes

At 9:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the monster truck rally is actually BRILLIANT

At 6:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dale
you know the guy that is like at the end of the line. well can you imagine what would go through his head when he sees all the galloping horses running towards him.

i bet you his last words would be

"What the?"


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