Nov 6, 2006

Surprising a Bum



Call up as many midgets for hire as you can
telling them
you need them as extras in a movie-
Tell them the movie scene
requires them to all ride in the back of a van-
and explain to them how
when you open the van
you want them to all jump out-
Lock the van and dont open it for hours..
every now and then slam a bat to side of the van-

The midgets will be freaking out

The same day, find a bum.
dress him up as a director
and give him a bat and a camera.
Tell him there is a van you need him to open
and there is money and food in liquor in the van.
Give him the key.
Hide but also film this-
This would be great video footage

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3 Comments:

At 2:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

BLAH HAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAH AH
YES DOLE
ROTFL!

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At 11:02 PM, Anonymous Robert Dunter said...

dale
you should also cut a hole in the van and flood it.. so the midgets have to swim inside the van - it would create more panic and when the bum opens the van up- the gush of water would not only knock him down-- but to see midgets flying out of the van in a tidal wave would be BEYOND HYSTERICAL

i mean.. i dont think there is a single person in the world who would be against this idea

 
At 8:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROBERT you could write your own VISIONS OF DALE

dam dale
you gota sign this sick fucker up as a guest writer

 

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