Surprising a Bum

Call up as many midgets for hire as you can
telling them
you need them as extras in a movie-
Tell them the movie scene
requires them to all ride in the back of a van-
and explain to them how
when you open the van
you want them to all jump out-
Lock the van and dont open it for hours..
every now and then slam a bat to side of the van-

The midgets will be freaking out

The same day, find a bum.
dress him up as a director
and give him a bat and a camera.
Tell him there is a van you need him to open
and there is money and food in liquor in the van.
Give him the key.
Hide but also film this-
This would be great video footage