Nov 4, 2006

Chuck E. Cheese Has Gone MAD!! RUN!!


You go to a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant one saturday afternoon and chloroform the guy who works as the mouse, and slip into his costume. You go out into the main dining room and act all friendly and goofy, playing with the kids, etc. When you got a huge group of kids around you point at one of the adults sitting at a table so all the kids look at him. Then pick up a chair, and launch it at the wall. Then charge the random adult and lunge at him, knocking him over his chair and just start to wail on him. Then even though Chuck E. Cheese is not supposed to talk, scream "Thats for having sex with her! You Jerk!" Run out. Everyone from the kids to the adults will be in such shock and this guys wife will be livid too.

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5 Comments:

At 5:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES!!! CHLOROFORM EVERYONE

 
At 7:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

again dale, where do i get this chloroform...that stuff is the SHIT! How long does it knock u out for?

 
At 3:30 PM, Anonymous Jeffe said...

dale
you sure do love to chloroform people

i agree with the last guy
Chloroform is the SHIIIT

you betta axe somebody

 
At 10:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dale
Why dont you just wear the mask but be completely naked
that would be a cool look
i mean maybe you might get in trouble cuz you would be showin your privates to kids-- so maybe it would be a good idea for just an adult halloween party

 
At 4:45 PM, Anonymous CARL said...

how bout you dress up as Chuck E Cheese and go to a church like right at peak hours and kick the doors open and have like a machine gun (but its really a squirt gun) and tell everyone to strip completely nude

then so people have someone to blame- after you scream out your orders tell the people you aint got no beef with them- your beef is with that evil bitch (and then point to the old woman playing the organ)

people will question her forever as to what she did - some people will even hate her for being the reason they had to strip

 

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