Feb 3, 2007

Graduation Day


Its that time of year when graduation ceremonies are taking place every weekend, so you decide its time to have some fun. You hire a team of acting midgets and tell them you need them for a Viking play. They will all need to dress up as ancient vikings, with swords and guns. You tell them the play is going to occur at the local amphitheatre, which will make sense to them when they see 100s of people sitting in the audience. You tell them all they need to do is storm the stage and act like drunken crazed vikings. You tell them the more chaos and havoc they cause the better. You also tell them this will be the end of the scene and how when the curtain falls will be the cue to stop "acting."

Also for added affect- you have one of your buddys throw a beehive from one of the back exits so when people try to flee they are greeted by a swarm of bees

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7 Comments:

At 2:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DALE YOU ARE EL DIABLO!!

 
At 2:56 PM, Anonymous The General Doogan said...

hey dale- what if we blocked off the exits locked the doors and not only threw in the beehive but also a live cougar?

 
At 5:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

in a word..brilliant

 
At 8:32 PM, Anonymous Snarky the Hero said...

how bout unleash a gorilla into the ampitheatre.. that would be cool

hey dale keep up the good work

 
At 8:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about i call the fcc and have this site shut down
there is no link to this site and dale jr.

and the guy running this site will pay dearly

 
At 5:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

VISIONS OF DALE .. how bout VISIONS OF A BRILLIANT LEADER

 
At 12:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Visions of a fucking genius!

 

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