Feb 21, 2007

Jerk Waiter


Go to an Italian restaurant, one that preferably caters to old people. Order spaghetti with meatballs. When the waiter brings you your food, tell him this is not what you ordered and get very angry. Start screaming about how you ordered a steak. Then pick up a huge handful of the spaghetti and push it into a random old ladies face make sure you get it all over her. Then scream at the waiter, "does this look a steak to you!?" Turn to the lady's husband and say, "man, this waiter is such a jerk" and then just walk out.

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6 Comments:

At 3:33 PM, Anonymous Dominique said...

mon ami vous ĂȘtes un vrai abruti

 
At 3:34 PM, Anonymous DOMINIQUE said...

Américain stupide

 
At 8:27 PM, Anonymous Katie said...

WAM- i love it
a hot heaping spaghetti right in the face

 
At 9:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how bout you title it JERK PENIS but instead of smashin the spaghetti in the guys face - smash it on his dick

 
At 9:46 PM, Anonymous Cameron said...

GREAT ONE!

 
At 4:08 PM, Anonymous stephanie izard said...

goodness gracious
why would u even think of something like this?

 

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