NICE LIBRARIAN
Go to the library-
Wait until it's about to close, so it's you and the nice librarian left.
This is when you casually walk up to her
and tie her hands behind her back while she is still sitting.
Duct tape her to the chair so she can't get up.
Have her open up her mouth and shove a carrot in.
Write on a sheet of paper "THE LIBRARY IS EDUCATIONAL" and tape it to her shirt.
Then take 2 poloroids-
1 to leave for her
and
1 for yourself because this could be the greatest poloroid picture of all time!
Labels: carrot, duct tape, librarian, visions of dale
posted by Dale @ 9:07 AM
5 comments
5 Comments:
a carrot in a librarians mouth?
this is the VISION OF DALE?
listen man, i dont know why people think this is linked to earnhardt- but i highly doubt junior would wana tie up an innocent old lady and the stick a carrot in her mouth
this sounds more like something Danica Patrick would do- if i were driving i would give the old 1-2 horse routine and sink her into the cabbage patch
This is for sure something Dale Jr. would've done, I went to high school with him and I could see it now. Mo Fo got suspended like 4 times a year - this would've been a detention for him.
wait so you tie up the librarian and shove a carrot in her mouth?
this is the site that all my friends are telling me to go to?
you tie up librarians and shove carrots in their mouths and take poloroids? i do not get why everyone in my school likes this site so much. its dumb
HAHA
it was not a coloring book?
HAHA
i agree though,
librarians are useless-
they should like at least blow you after you check out a book
that should be like their requirement for working in a dumb library
This is why our country is in a recession
Our minds have been poluted by moronic, immature racist humor.
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