Feb 13, 2007

NICE LIBRARIAN



Go to the library-
Wait until it's about to close, so it's you and the nice librarian left.
This is when you casually walk up to her
and tie her hands behind her back while she is still sitting.
Duct tape her to the chair so she can't get up.
Have her open up her mouth and shove a carrot in.
Write on a sheet of paper "THE LIBRARY IS EDUCATIONAL" and tape it to her shirt.

Then take 2 poloroids-
1 to leave for her
and
1 for yourself because this could be the greatest poloroid picture of all time!

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8 Comments:

At 5:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a carrot in a librarians mouth?
this is the VISION OF DALE?

listen man, i dont know why people think this is linked to earnhardt- but i highly doubt junior would wana tie up an innocent old lady and the stick a carrot in her mouth

this sounds more like something Danica Patrick would do- if i were driving i would give the old 1-2 horse routine and sink her into the cabbage patch

 
At 8:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh man
dale you are crazy like a fox
i wish i had done that to the librarian back in my hometown
the bitch busted me for smoking weed- i found out years later the bitch was man

 
At 11:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is for sure something Dale Jr. would've done, I went to high school with him and I could see it now. Mo Fo got suspended like 4 times a year - this would've been a detention for him.

 
At 6:20 PM, Anonymous Casey said...

wait so you tie up the librarian and shove a carrot in her mouth?

this is the site that all my friends are telling me to go to?

you tie up librarians and shove carrots in their mouths and take poloroids? i do not get why everyone in my school likes this site so much. its dumb

 
At 8:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is dale in middle school
this humor is for retards
i say we find out where dale lives and tie him up and shove a carrot in his mouth
maybe we could shove a baseball bat in his mouth and mash up his teeth

dale you are a jerk

 
At 8:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

bitch ass librarian

i bet her name was like betty

do we even need librarians- i went to mine last week and this fat bitch wouldnt get off her ass- all she did was point to the section

i taught her a lesson tho
i drew all over the book
and it was not a coloring book
i got her man- i sure did

 
At 12:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHA

it was not a coloring book?

HAHA

i agree though,
librarians are useless-
they should like at least blow you after you check out a book
that should be like their requirement for working in a dumb library

 
At 9:52 PM, Anonymous Professor Joseph Pucci said...

This is why our country is in a recession
Our minds have been poluted by moronic, immature racist humor.

 

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