Aug 27, 2007

Help Me! Im Drowning!

Buy a doll and tape recorder- Ask a young girl to say into the tape recorder- "Help me! Im drowning" Over and over again. Go to the bathroom of an office building and place the doll in the toilet. Go into the next stall and wait patiently til someone comes in. Then push play on the recorder. Leave the recorder on and walk out of your stall and ask the guy - where the hell you think that sound is coming from. Once he opens the stall door and sees the doll in the toilet- Begin to freak out and ask him if he knows CPR. Run out and tell him you are going to get help.
Have some of your friends run in a minute later and ask the guy who needs CPR. When the guy tries to explain the story- have your friends beat the shit out of him for thinking a doll needs CPR. This man will never know what hit him.


At 7:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

in real life you must be such an a__hole

At 11:29 AM, Anonymous Charles Riggins said...


i mean this joke could work in so many ways
like even replace the doll with real shit, or even a shoe
and react the same way

the guy would think you are crazy and the beat down afterwards would be twice as nice

At 4:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe you could plant another tape recorder that plays that great song by Mike and the Mechanics

All I need is a miracle- All I need is you

that would be phenomenal background music


At 6:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what does this site have to do with radiology recalls?

At 9:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe you should be placed in a toilet

At 2:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why put a doll in the toilet.. be a hell of alot funnier if you placed a toddler in there- I mean.. whatever.. its not like the kid would drown.. but to have some kid in a toilet.. saying help im drowning- would be great.. also you should hire an entire football team to go in there afterwards and beat the shit out of the random dude.. just for extra laughs

At 2:41 PM, Anonymous Sister Mary Joseph said...

this VOD needs more
like how bout an explosion
how about, you send in midgets with machetes, something.. i mean come on- this left me aching for me
i need blood, i need something dale, how bout sending in a rabid rottweiler in there
if you ever fuckin leave me hanging for more- i will find you- i really will


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