Apr 10, 2007

Oh hell no- you got to be kidding me!


Go to a restaurant and find the meanest strongest looking guy. Walk up to him and introduce yourself asking him his name - Then call the hostess describing the man perfectly- tell her you cannot get a hold of a man who should be eating at the restaurant and how you have horrible news that his mother was in an accident and is at the local hospital. Beg the hostess to relay the message. Wait and watch her tell the man the awful news.
One minute later call the hostess up again and tell her that there was a terrible mistake and that the person in the accident was not his mother - it was just a pile of dog shit that had been run over. Tell her to relay the message and hang up.

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3 Comments:

At 5:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

good one dale. so you stake out a huge meat head at a restaurant and play on his emotions. it sure would be great if he was so angry he smashed the table he was eating at in half and then maybe launched the hostess through the window.

 
At 3:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh hell yea

hey dale- how bout after this phone call - you have the drumstick gang charge into the restaurant and maybe form a circle around the hostess and when she starts to scream- have the drumstick gang rip her clothes off- but thats when the drumstick gang draws the line- and they just leave her standing there naked- what do you think dale?

 
At 11:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh man
that guy would be pissed off

 

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