Aug 11, 2007

King Salmon

Apply for a job at a seafood restaurant. Be very charming and the best waiter you can be until someone orders the salmon. Give them a dirty look when they order the salmon but then smile and walk back to the kitchen. The person who ordered the salmon will probably be a bit confused but think he is just over-reacting to your distaste for him ordering salmon. Go to your car where you have a large salmon fish in the trunk - walk it casually back into the restaurant on a plate. Slap the guy in the face with the salmon. Follow this by leaving a business card on his table and then take a bow and walk out. The restaurant will be startled and shocked when they see your business card which reads

King Salmon

Do not mess with the mother fuckin salmon king, BITCH


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