Apr 22, 2007

The British are Coming.

You and your friend go to a nice park in Washington, DC. Bring a map of the city, 2 rolls of duct tape and a flag of Great Britian. Wait for a nice man walking alone to stroll by. Approach him holding the map but hiding your rolls of duct tape. Ask the man politiely if he knows what direction Big Ben is- When he looks at you all confused -quickly circle him and wrap him in the duct tape nice and tight- Then go grab your flag and duct tape it to his head. Whisper in his hear "The British are coming." Then take off.

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At 11:50 AM, Anonymous BILLY said...

Long Live the Queen

At 11:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a sick f**k

At 10:06 PM, Anonymous RANDLE "HONK HONK" MOISES said...

how bout shoving the flag in the old mans ass?

then whisper in his ear "DONT EVER FUCK WITH ENGLAND BITCH"


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