Jun 12, 2007

AYYY - DIS IS NO GOOSE


Early Sunday morning- chloroform an Asian couple. Dress them up in a KKK robe and hood. Drive to a gospel church that is in the middle of dancing and singing. Have one of your friends waiting there with 2 horses. Place them on the horses, wake up the sleeping Asians and then give the horses a good branding towards the entrance- So they smash through the doors

Oh man- these Asians are about to make some people very ornery...

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6 Comments:

At 9:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny.. but i dont get why the people you chloroform are Chinese?

i guess it does make it funnier than if they were white--

but given your love for midgets-- how bout chloroforming midgets and doin this prank to them?

 
At 9:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pure brilliance

 
At 9:56 PM, Anonymous Troy Merchante said...

There is no way this site is endorsed by Dale Jr.. no fucking way

 
At 10:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the concept of this Dale Jr. but I think it would be better if they were black midgets and you really tie the hoods on real tight so when the black folks get the hoods off after some good tusslin, they'll be sheer amazement.

 
At 4:07 PM, Anonymous mimi said...

dale is hysterical. dis is no goose! HA!

 
At 9:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

not funny-
unless there is something funny about hurting an innocent couple and then basically sending them to their deaths by dressing them up in KKK attire and putting them in an African American church. Why is this funny? Why do people like this site?
Dale- you write about playing vicious jokes on handicapped people and think it is funny. You are a sick individual. And all those who read this need to seek Jesus.

 

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