Clown Fisherman
You are boating on a popular lake with some friends. You come across a nice man who is fishing by himself. Slowly drive your boat towards his and politely ask him if he has extra bait. Board his boat and chloroform him. Strip him and then dress him up in only a speedo. Paint his face so he looks like a sad clown. Handcuff him to the steering wheel and drop his anchor so he does not drift. For the rest of the day - anyone that comes near him will not take the cries for help from the old clown in a speedo seriously. Everyone will laugh - except for the clown.
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posted by Dale @ 11:17 PM
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5 Comments:
hey man
does this site have a connection to Dave "Bloopers" Fortson?
rock on dale
keep rocking the boat
jesus has your back
Jarrett,
You make it seem like chloroforming someone is so easy. So my question is two fold: #1 How can i get chloroform?
#2 What is the best way to chloroform someone? From behind? Dumping a bucketful on their head?
I need to know
love it love it love
this british humor at its best
Hello Dale,
I think it might be funnier, if you just left him nude.
You can still paint his face like a clown, however, I think a naked sad clown tied to a boat would be more of a humerous situation to encounter.
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