Aug 5, 2007

Clown Fisherman


You are boating on a popular lake with some friends. You come across a nice man who is fishing by himself. Slowly drive your boat towards his and politely ask him if he has extra bait. Board his boat and chloroform him. Strip him and then dress him up in only a speedo. Paint his face so he looks like a sad clown. Handcuff him to the steering wheel and drop his anchor so he does not drift. For the rest of the day - anyone that comes near him will not take the cries for help from the old clown in a speedo seriously. Everyone will laugh - except for the clown.

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7 Comments:

At 12:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey man
does this site have a connection to Dave "Bloopers" Fortson?

 
At 10:04 PM, Anonymous kable parchi said...

rock on dale
keep rocking the boat
jesus has your back

 
At 7:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jarrett,
You make it seem like chloroforming someone is so easy. So my question is two fold: #1 How can i get chloroform?
#2 What is the best way to chloroform someone? From behind? Dumping a bucketful on their head?

I need to know

 
At 6:08 PM, Anonymous Ken "The Gambler" Hawkins said...

again
Dale if anyone fucked with me while i was fishing- they best leave town
cuz i would hunt them down and they would pays respect to my 45

Go WILDCATS

 
At 9:35 AM, Anonymous Dave Fortson said...

NO THIS SITE DOES NOT HAVE ANY CONNECTION

BloopersFortson.com

my shit is way better than this pile of crap

 
At 9:28 PM, Anonymous Rick Astley said...

love it love it love

this british humor at its best

 
At 5:02 PM, Anonymous LEFTY said...

Hello Dale,
I think it might be funnier, if you just left him nude.
You can still paint his face like a clown, however, I think a naked sad clown tied to a boat would be more of a humerous situation to encounter.

 

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