Sep 17, 2007

Boring Conference


You are at some medical conference.
Some dork is giving an hour lecture on something absolutely, ridiculously, painfully boring.
Have one of your friends pose as a blind man and walk into the lecture hall with his rottweiler "guide dog."

Have him position himself at the side of the stage so the crowd cannot see him.


Wait til its about half way over and have your friend throw a juicy steak right at the speakers head and at the same time let go of the rottweiler's leash.


The rottweiler will obviously trample the speaker as he goes for the steak and give a new meaning to the term stage fright, forever.

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7 Comments:

At 9:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

NICE! I HAVE FELT THAT WAY ABOUT TONS OF LECTURES I HAD IN COLLEGE

 
At 11:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seek Jesus
you need so much help

i pray you get treatment for your illness

 
At 2:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To whom it may concern

you are a horrible person

these visions you have are the kind that need severe psychiatric treatment and i hope you seek it IMMEDIATELY

 
At 2:40 PM, Anonymous DJ said...

hey dale..


fuck you!

 
At 5:48 PM, Anonymous nattie nattie said...

blah hahahahahah hahah

a rottweiler attacking an innocent lecturer-- BRILLIANT

i wish you could do this at church when my priest is blabbering about nonsense

 
At 6:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know who dale is in real life
and he is hot!!

 
At 9:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS A FUCKIN GREAT IDEA!!!

 

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