Jan 25, 2008

I cant believe we really won a free computer!!

A nice elderly couple just moved into the neighborhood. Send them a fake letter saying they have been randomly chosen as winners to a new computer! In the letter state that the computer will be delivered within a week! They will think its too good to be true and probably be a bit skeptical.

Draw a sad face on a balloon place it in a large computer box. Also dump a pile of dog shit in the box. Seal the box up tight and place it on the porch of your new neighbors. Place a letter on the box stating congratulations- but on the back of the letter in small print write Congratulations Shitheads!

The new neighbors will not understand why someone would do this to then. But at least you can get a good laugh out of it.

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At 2:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dale! you are slipping
this VOD is not funny at all!

Maybe if you put a midget in the box and have him come out with a knife

now that would be fuckin funny!

step up your game dale

At 9:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you have gone soft
how bout inside the box is a rabid dog
that would wake those old folks the fuck up
i live underneath an old couple- every night they cook the worst smelling stew
i swear i am goin to do this to them
but i am going to put their annoying cat in the box - their dam cat meows at 5am louder than a freight train
thanks for the idea Dale
I owe you!


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