Mar 27, 2008

Oh HELL NO!



You walk into a fancy retail store off the street.
As you browse around, you politely smile at the store owners when they ask you if you need any help.

You then casually walk up to one of the dressed manequins they have and stare at it.

Then - while looking at the manequin, scream "Oh, HELL NO!"

Grab the mannequin and launch it as hard as you can at the window- smashing it onto the sidewalk.
Glance at the other mannequins in the store and mutter "Lets not make this personal."
Then take a hat off one, walk up to the counter and politely say,

"I think this is going to be all for today."

5 Comments:

At 8:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good to have you back Dale
Thought you left us

 
At 10:31 AM, Anonymous Bob Sagat said...

DALE

YOU HAVE A SICK OBSESSION WITH MANNEQUINS

Do you have a mannequin at home that you cut a hole in the pelvis area and fill up with mashed potatoes and have sex with?

I bet you do

I bet you do

 
At 2:46 PM, Anonymous L. L. BARKAT said...

I am sorry can you explain to me
why smashing some innocent stores window with a mannequin is funny?

YOU ARE A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT IS WRONG WITH TODAY'S YOUTH

 
At 2:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH HELL THIS JUST WASTED MY TIME

 
At 6:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dale
i dont know who actually did that.
but did you know that link to bob sagat acutally goes to bob sagats website?
like is that a joke?
or is he really a fan?
dale?
seriously that is weird that bob sagat is a fan!
kind of makes him cool!

 

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