Apr 7, 2008

Ive Got The Power


You hire a 3 man dance group and once again a trained martial arts expert to attend the funeral of a popular elderly man. Right as the service is about to begin- you cue up your boom box to play- at full blast the 1990 rap classic by Snap, "Ive Got the Power!"

Have your group race to the front and in front of the casket perform a hardcore rehearsed routine with the karate expert in front -on gaurd- making sure nobody interrupts.
The grand finale of the routine is one of the members jumps onto the casket and does a backflip off of it-doing the splits and touching his feet in the air
Then the 2 other dancers open the casket and pull out the deceased-
Quickly propping him up, but have one of his arms held up high like he is pumping his fist- holding that pose...

Have the lights shut off at the end of the song and take off - leave the old man tho (that would be mean)

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16 Comments:

At 6:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the ending
The old man would have wanted to go out that way
I know that I will be requesting this at my funeral

 
At 7:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that would be mean!!!! LOL - that's the funniest part of the whole thing...forget the fact that you take a carcass out of its casket, thats not mean, but taking the carcass..that would be mean!!!! ahahahahaaa

 
At 7:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DALE

YOU ARE TRULY, 1 CRUEL TWISTED SONOFABITCH!

lord have mercy

 
At 10:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know who Dale is- and Dale is hot!!!

Dale,
If I die- you can dig up my dead body and dance with me whenever you want

 
At 9:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what in carnations?
are you on fuckin crack?

 
At 4:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

not sure i fully understand why anyone would want to do this? think about doing this?

but - after reading this and staring at the screen- for about a full minute with my mouth open - i laughed

my co-workers think im crazy
but, i would actually want this to happen at my own funeral

thank you
and G-D BLESS

 
At 2:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is stupid and i dont know you losers waste your time reading this garbage

 
At 9:12 AM, Anonymous Πέτρος said...

kann der Zorn von Janus Ihnen eine gute Lektion beibringen

 
At 5:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once again Dale, you have put together another masterpiece.....f'ing hillarious !!! Bada...IVE GOT THE POWER !!!!!! Pudding Pie

 
At 4:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

does this site have any connection to dale earnhardt jr?

 
At 1:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU ARE HIGHLY DISTURBED DALE! But i love it

 
At 2:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

disturbed? this guy thinks its funny to bombard a funeral? people are mourning and he wants to have people dance to some horrible 80s rap song. HE IS AN ASSHOLE! HE IS INSENSITIVE! HE IS A JERK!

 
At 12:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dance better be a good one

 
At 11:25 PM, Anonymous JabbaWockeeZ said...

yo
sign us up
sign us up

 
At 9:55 PM, Anonymous cyd charisse said...

i wish this happened at my funeral

 
At 9:55 PM, Anonymous cyd charisse said...

i wish this happened at my funeal

 

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