Ive Got The Power
You hire a 3 man dance group and once again a trained martial arts expert to attend the funeral of a popular elderly man. Right as the service is about to begin- you cue up your boom box to play- at full blast the 1990 rap classic by Snap, "Ive Got the Power!"
Have your group race to the front and in front of the casket perform a hardcore rehearsed routine with the karate expert in front -on gaurd- making sure nobody interrupts.
The grand finale of the routine is one of the members jumps onto the casket and does a backflip off of it-doing the splits and touching his feet in the air
Have your group race to the front and in front of the casket perform a hardcore rehearsed routine with the karate expert in front -on gaurd- making sure nobody interrupts.
The grand finale of the routine is one of the members jumps onto the casket and does a backflip off of it-doing the splits and touching his feet in the air
Then the 2 other dancers open the casket and pull out the deceased-
Quickly propping him up, but have one of his arms held up high like he is pumping his fist- holding that pose...
Have the lights shut off at the end of the song and take off - leave the old man tho (that would be mean)
Have the lights shut off at the end of the song and take off - leave the old man tho (that would be mean)
Labels: funearl dance, Ive got the power
posted by Dale @ 4:21 PM
13 comments
13 Comments:
Love the ending
The old man would have wanted to go out that way
I know that I will be requesting this at my funeral
that would be mean!!!! LOL - that's the funniest part of the whole thing...forget the fact that you take a carcass out of its casket, thats not mean, but taking the carcass..that would be mean!!!! ahahahahaaa
DALE
YOU ARE TRULY, 1 CRUEL TWISTED SONOFABITCH!
lord have mercy
I know who Dale is- and Dale is hot!!!
Dale,
If I die- you can dig up my dead body and dance with me whenever you want
not sure i fully understand why anyone would want to do this? think about doing this?
but - after reading this and staring at the screen- for about a full minute with my mouth open - i laughed
my co-workers think im crazy
but, i would actually want this to happen at my own funeral
thank you
and G-D BLESS
kann der Zorn von Janus Ihnen eine gute Lektion beibringen
Once again Dale, you have put together another masterpiece.....f'ing hillarious !!! Bada...IVE GOT THE POWER !!!!!! Pudding Pie
does this site have any connection to dale earnhardt jr?
YOU ARE HIGHLY DISTURBED DALE! But i love it
The dance better be a good one
yo
sign us up
sign us up
i wish this happened at my funeral
i wish this happened at my funeal
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