Apr 6, 2008

BACHI BACHI! LOOK OUT!!


You find out through a friend that there is a very large indian wedding scheduled this saturday. The family is very traditional so the surprise you have in store will have an even better reaction. You hire 20 dancers and dress them in random costumes, most of the costumes are gorilla suits, however anything will do.

Right before the bride is about to make her entrance.. cue your dance troupe to storm the room.. dancing and parading down the isle- with your leading man in the gorilla suit charging the groom. Tell him if he can tackle the groom there is an extra hundred bucks goin his way.
Oh, also put these payday bonuses out there..
If anyone just wears a mask and nothing else= $500.
Tackling a guest earns $25- an extra $25 if the guest is over the age of 60.
Snatching bras are worth 50
Snatching a toupe is worth 200

Chaos will surely ensue - im sure there will be a few indian guests who will not be able to control their anger and react violently towards the dancers. This is why you also have one trained martial arts fighter joining your troupe as well. Hopefully this one bad ass, will be able to take out at least 20-25 ornery guests. Make sure you get this on video- because this- my friends, is BEYOND PRICELESS FOOTAGE


Can you imagine the anger and thick indian accents screaming at the dancers dressed as gorillas..

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8 Comments:

At 12:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can already hear how that plays out

Indian father: Vat in the name? Vat the heel? Holy mother of Bachibachi LOOK OUT
((Gorilla lunges and tackles groom))
(screams can be heard)

great one dale
great one
viva dale
viva DALE

 
At 6:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sign me up.. i will make you broke on the bonus paydays!!

no problem runnin around naked with a gorilla mask on - i have done it a 1000 times

and dont you worry about tackling that groom.
he is goin to be laid out!
i was all-league highschool safety 1998

but what the fuck does bachi bachi mean?

 
At 11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dale
how much do you give for impregnating the bride to be?

 
At 12:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dale

i love the idea but is there a bonus for bringing midgets and/or freshly branded horses into the ceremony for that extra shock value?

 
At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dale
a buddy of mine wants to know if this wedding crash you are organizing has any use for smoke bombs? he has cartons of em and will sell em for cheap

 
At 12:22 PM, Anonymous Barry B. Beetoni said...

just a gorilla mask and nothing else?!?!

HAHAH

hey dale
i own this costume already
http://www.halloweenmart.com/wecs.php?store=halloweenmar&action=display&target=RU69047
do you think that would do?
i know its just a bee-- but that could really scare indians-- a giant bee
i think they like idol them
or maybe thats the cow
i cant remember
let me know

i will email you today

 
At 12:24 PM, Anonymous Barry B. Beetoni said...

just a gorilla mask and nothing else?!?!

HAHAH

hey dale
i own this costume already
(see link)
do you think that would do?
i know its just a bee-- but that could really scare indians-- a giant bee
i think they like idol them
or maybe thats the cow
i cant remember
let me know

i will email you today

 
At 2:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dale
have you ever had sex with a gorilla?

 

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