Mar 25, 2007


Go to your local ski resort- dress up a manequin in full ski gear- cover up his face with a ski mask so he looks as real as possible. But also douse his jacket in gasoline- Put skis on him and with another friend act as if you are escorting him to the chair lift-
Get in line with everyone- and turn to the people behind you and tell them how its your buddys first time skiing- and how you have a good joke planned for him.
They will most likely smile like friendly skiiers do.
When you get on the lift - wait til the chair lift is at its highest point- light the mannequin on fire and throw the mannequin off the lift. Watch it fall- Then high five your friend. Scream out bad jokes like "Was the lift too hot for ya?" or "Got a light buddy?" Turn around and give the people behind you- who are in shock- the thumbs up.

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At 8:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how bout screaming "Oh whats wrong? You cant handle a lil burning face you lil bitch!" also dale i think it would be funny to bring a fake gun on the lift- like a cap gun and after you launch the mannequin point it at the people behind you and start firing- they will jump for sure

yes yes yes dale!!

At 4:28 PM, Anonymous The Frellingtons said...

Maybe you can light the mannequin on fire but wait til you are at the top of the lift and then slide it down the mountain. This would scare skiiers and maybe one skiier would think the man on fire was chasing him and he would be like skiing for his life

just a suggestion- but i am not brilliant like you dale

keep up the great work- you bring a smile to me and my cousins face every day

At 3:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

now thats what im talking about dale

dale you are one wretchedly awesome man

At 11:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

please dale
let us help you
we are here for you always

At 6:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Jarrett
Are you gearing up for retirement from NASCAR soon? I think a career in comedy awaits you. In the meantime, kick ass at Richmond this week!!!!

At 12:57 AM, Anonymous Troy Merchante said...


At 10:44 PM, Anonymous PHIL "Dancing Free" Porter said...

now that is what im talkin about - nice work DALE - you are my leader and champion

you stepped up and brought your A game
now i will step up and dance my ass off tonight at my recital

At 1:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For 8 years I have not gone skiing because I was pushed off a ski lift. This story is not funny and has upset me and my family. You are a real bonafide jerk!


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