Mar 8, 2007

Symphony of Disaster



You volunteer at a Special Education Camp and tell the camp you are going to take the kids to the zoo. What you really do is take them to the Detroit Symphony Orchestra. In the van on the way there you tell the kids there are prizes hidden in the instruments and when we get to the theatre- the quicker they find the prize the quicker we can all get to the zoo and eat ice cream! Tell the kids some of the prizes are hiden really good so you might have to tear apart the instruments to find them. Pre-order tickets to the symphony but come very late so when you walk in the unsuspected orchestra and crowd will be in for a treat they will never forget.

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5 Comments:

At 11:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

retards charging an orchestra? BRILLIANT

 
At 9:51 AM, Anonymous KTurley@comcast.net said...

HA! the tard jumped into the tuba!!
HA! hey dale, maybe you can also release a wild bear into the theatre at the same time just for added chaos- maybe the bear rips off an old guys toupee? or eats the usher?

 
At 12:13 AM, Anonymous Hillary Clinton said...

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At 9:21 PM, Anonymous Kenny Loggins said...

what if you could somehow train one of the retards to shit in the tuba
like for months you give him candy every time he shits in a tuba
and you tell him right before you walk into the auditorium that if he can shit in the tuba today- he will get a magical piece of candy

this retard will probs shit his brains out right into the tuba thinking he is goin to get magical candy

 
At 11:22 PM, Anonymous Connie Williams said...

Oh my goodness
are you insane?
curse you
curse you and your family

 

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