Apr 5, 2007

Sisters of the Night

One night when your buddy is drunk steal his house keys- A month later so he is not suspicious- find 15 people to dress up as nuns -tell them you are filming a scary movie scene - and all you need them to do is to stand around a sleeping mans bed while holding candles. Warn the acting nuns - the man in the bed has been known to ad lib and not to be alarmed if he begins to scream. Lead them into his house- Play scary opera music in the background. Film this, because if your buddy freaks out it will be funny- but it will be even better video footage if he loses it and starts knocking out the nuns. After this whole mess is cleared up- a year later hire a guy dressed up as a nun to stand in his shower - try and get this on film as well.


At 8:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 4:22 PM, Anonymous Lauren Cooper said...

hey dale-- more like SISTER OF HOLY FUCKING SHIT

that would freak the shit out of me- but i agree a great joke

At 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

not a fan- unless you somehow beat the shit out of the nuns- or let loose a rotweiler on their asses - i hate those sons of bitches- they walloped my daddys knuckles back in the day cuz he was a lefty
and now my daddy aint alive so i guess its up to me to pay them bitches back

regardless im still a fan dale- still a fan - til the man takes me too

keep on following your dream dale
keep on following the nightmare too


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