Drumstick Gang
Go to a fancy restaurant with 5 of your friends. Bring duct tape but hide it. Have everyone wear a handle bar moustache. Have everyone order chicken but make sure its on the bone and comes with a drumstick. When the food comes- have everyone grab a drumstick and head to the bathroom. Wait until its just the 5 of you and one random guy. When he starts to pee- attack him with your drumsticks. After you have delivered a good beating- yank his pants down and place one drumstick in his crack (but prop it so its standing straight up)- then place the other drumsticks around his head and duct tape them so they stay. Also wrap the duct tape over his eyes. Place a card on the table that says "DRUMSTICK GANG AGAINST CANCER"- That way nobody can really get that mad at you. If he runs out of the bathroom - peoples reaction would be priceless- but even if he doesnt- this will still haunt him forever.
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posted by Dale @ 8:31 PM
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8 Comments:
blahahahaha yes yes yes
drumstick gang against AIDS!
drumstick gang against POVERTY!
drumstick gang against chinese cheerleaders!
where does the handle-bar moustache come in?
DRUMSTICKS??? HAHAH
Dale- maybe one member of the drumstick gang could be a really large man- and his drumstick is HUGE and he always delivers the final bludgeon
thats real believable
5 guys beat the shit out of someone with drumsticks?
how bout using lamb chops instead- they are heavier
Dale
i like this whole site- i was wondering if after every VOD you could have a song like that plays in the background
like for Drumstick Gang
maybe
Eye of the Tiger could start to play in the background as they all hold their drumsticks together and then they like point to the camera
Hey Jarrett,
Is the handle bar moustache an ode to the one you have always had? Good luck at Talladega DJ!!!
unwarranted? please
dales acts are what we all wish we could do in life
go dale
go dale
go dale
hip hip hurray
thanks for the laugh
Yo, is it true you are from Wyandotte?
if not- nevermind.. keep up the good work
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