Apr 9, 2007

Thats a Bad Bad Baby


Go to a local coffee shop with a baby carriage- inside the carriage have a baby doll that is tied to a brick. Cover the baby in blankets - get a cup of coffee and start talkin to the fake baby- Tell the baby what a good good baby it is and how much you love him. Then spill a little coffee on your leg and scream. Then out of anger scream "Thats a bad bad baby!"- and launch the baby tied to the brick through the window- People will freak out that you have just thrown your own baby through the window-
Turn to the guy next to you and say "I hate it when they make the coffee too hot." Casually walk out.

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6 Comments:

At 3:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL

 
At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dale
what if you poured gasoline on the babydoll and then casually dropped a match into the carriage and then when the whole carriage goes up in flame- turn to the guy next to you and say
"BABY LIKEY FIRE- DO YOU LIKEY FIRE?"

 
At 8:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how bout in the background after you smash the baby through the window- that song - you had a bad day comes on the radio

 
At 9:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey dale
how bout givin the guy red fake contacts and he can turn to some guy next to him and say
"DO YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN?"

 
At 3:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude you need help man

 
At 12:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this site is an outrage to all those who believe in thy lord

 

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