Clown Fisherman

You are boating on a popular lake with some friends. You come across a nice man who is fishing by himself. Slowly drive your boat towards his and politely ask him if he has extra bait. Board his boat and chloroform him. Strip him and then dress him up in only a speedo. Paint his face so he looks like a sad clown. Handcuff him to the steering wheel and drop his anchor so he does not drift. For the rest of the day - anyone that comes near him will not take the cries for help from the old clown in a speedo seriously. Everyone will laugh - except for the clown.

Drumstick Gang

Go to a fancy restaurant with 5 of your friends. Bring duct tape but hide it. Have everyone wear a handle bar moustache. Have everyone order chicken but make sure its on the bone and comes with a drumstick. When the food comes- have everyone grab a drumstick and head to the bathroom. Wait until its just the 5 of you and one random guy. When he starts to pee- attack him with your drumsticks. After you have delivered a good beating- yank his pants down and place one drumstick in his crack (but prop it so its standing straight up)- then place the other drumsticks around his head and duct tape them so they stay. Also wrap the duct tape over his eyes. Place a card on the table that says "DRUMSTICK GANG AGAINST CANCER"- That way nobody can really get that mad at you. If he runs out of the bathroom - peoples reaction would be priceless- but even if he doesnt- this will still haunt him forever.