I cant believe we really won a free computer!!

A nice elderly couple just moved into the neighborhood. Send them a fake letter saying they have been randomly chosen as winners to a new computer! In the letter state that the computer will be delivered within a week! They will think its too good to be true and probably be a bit skeptical.

Draw a sad face on a balloon place it in a large computer box. Also dump a pile of dog shit in the box. Seal the box up tight and place it on the porch of your new neighbors. Place a letter on the box stating congratulations- but on the back of the letter in small print write Congratulations Shitheads!

The new neighbors will not understand why someone would do this to then. But at least you can get a good laugh out of it.