Help Me! Im Drowning!

Buy a doll and tape recorder- Ask a young girl to say into the tape recorder- "Help me! Im drowning" Over and over again. Go to the bathroom of an office building and place the doll in the toilet. Go into the next stall and wait patiently til someone comes in. Then push play on the recorder. Leave the recorder on and walk out of your stall and ask the guy - where the hell you think that sound is coming from. Once he opens the stall door and sees the doll in the toilet- Begin to freak out and ask him if he knows CPR. Run out and tell him you are going to get help.
Have some of your friends run in a minute later and ask the guy who needs CPR. When the guy tries to explain the story- have your friends beat the shit out of him for thinking a doll needs CPR. This man will never know what hit him.

Good Luck on the Interview

Late one night, smash one of your friends car window and place in the front seat a well dressed mannequin with a note on his lap that reads

"Good Luck on the Interview."

Your friend will be so confused, mainly because he does not even have an interview. Express how weird you think this whole thing is and tell him to call the cops.

Do it again a month later.
He will not know why this is happening and his confusion will be something you can laugh at for a long time.

PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE LOSERS

Find a nice elderly couple and show up at their house with a whole crew of people holding a fake large Publishers Clearing House check, bring with you a camera man, a nice lady holding balloons and have a friend dress up as a Native American indian holding balloons as well.

When you knock on the door- the couple will be so excited - they will hopefully just view the indian as part of the craziness and excitement. When you enter the house, interview them like a reporter would - have your indian friend casually pour gasoline on their couch. Towards the end of the interview - look at the camera and congraulate them- but call them the wrong name. Say the wrong name again- until they correct you. At this moment have the indian drop a match on the couch and start to chant for no apparent reason.

Turn towards your crew and announce to everyone

"Oopsie guys I think we want the house next door"
Make that oopsie daisy face to the elderly couple and walk out.

King Salmon

Apply for a job at a seafood restaurant. Be very charming and the best waiter you can be until someone orders the salmon. Give them a dirty look when they order the salmon but then smile and walk back to the kitchen. The person who ordered the salmon will probably be a bit confused but think he is just over-reacting to your distaste for him ordering salmon. Go to your car where you have a large salmon fish in the trunk - walk it casually back into the restaurant on a plate. Slap the guy in the face with the salmon. Follow this by leaving a business card on his table and then take a bow and walk out. The restaurant will be startled and shocked when they see your business card which reads

King Salmon

Do not mess with the mother fuckin salmon king, BITCH

Clown Fisherman

You are boating on a popular lake with some friends. You come across a nice man who is fishing by himself. Slowly drive your boat towards his and politely ask him if he has extra bait. Board his boat and chloroform him. Strip him and then dress him up in only a speedo. Paint his face so he looks like a sad clown. Handcuff him to the steering wheel and drop his anchor so he does not drift. For the rest of the day - anyone that comes near him will not take the cries for help from the old clown in a speedo seriously. Everyone will laugh - except for the clown.