Ive Got The Power

You hire a 3 man dance group and once again a trained martial arts expert to attend the funeral of a popular elderly man. Right as the service is about to begin- you cue up your boom box to play- at full blast the 1990 rap classic by Snap, "Ive Got the Power!"

Have your group race to the front and in front of the casket perform a hardcore rehearsed routine with the karate expert in front -on gaurd- making sure nobody interrupts.
The grand finale of the routine is one of the members jumps onto the casket and does a backflip off of it-doing the splits and touching his feet in the air

Then the 2 other dancers open the casket and pull out the deceased-

Quickly propping him up, but have one of his arms held up high like he is pumping his fist- holding that pose...

Have the lights shut off at the end of the song and take off - leave the old man tho (that would be mean)

BACHI BACHI! LOOK OUT!!

You find out through a friend that there is a very large indian wedding scheduled this saturday. The family is very traditional so the surprise you have in store will have an even better reaction. You hire 20 dancers and dress them in random costumes, most of the costumes are gorilla suits, however anything will do.

Right before the bride is about to make her entrance.. cue your dance troupe to storm the room.. dancing and parading down the isle- with your leading man in the gorilla suit charging the groom. Tell him if he can tackle the groom there is an extra hundred bucks goin his way.

Oh, also put these payday bonuses out there..

If anyone just wears a mask and nothing else= $500.

Tackling a guest earns $25- an extra $25 if the guest is over the age of 60.

Snatching bras are worth 50

Snatching a toupe is worth 200

Chaos will surely ensue - im sure there will be a few indian guests who will not be able to control their anger and react violently towards the dancers. This is why you also have one trained martial arts fighter joining your troupe as well. Hopefully this one bad ass, will be able to take out at least 20-25 ornery guests. Make sure you get this on video- because this- my friends, is BEYOND PRICELESS FOOTAGE

Can you imagine the anger and thick indian accents screaming at the dancers dressed as gorillas..