Clown Fisherman

You are boating on a popular lake with some friends. You come across a nice man who is fishing by himself. Slowly drive your boat towards his and politely ask him if he has extra bait. Board his boat and chloroform him. Strip him and then dress him up in only a speedo. Paint his face so he looks like a sad clown. Handcuff him to the steering wheel and drop his anchor so he does not drift. For the rest of the day - anyone that comes near him will not take the cries for help from the old clown in a speedo seriously. Everyone will laugh - except for the clown.

Sorry But We Ran Out of Room

Go to a cemetery and find the tombstone of an old man who died within the last year. Look up the address of the old man's closest relatives. Buy a bunch of medical anatomy bones. Then drop the skull and bones on the porch of the closest relative.

Write on a sticky note-

"Ran out of room at the cemetery- Didnt think Gramps would mind."

Stick the note to the door.

The anger and outrage of the family member who finds what they think is Gramps old bones will be hysterical.

Oh hell no- you got to be kidding me!

Go to a restaurant and find the meanest strongest looking guy. Walk up to him and introduce yourself asking him his name - Then call the hostess describing the man perfectly- tell her you cannot get a hold of a man who should be eating at the restaurant and how you have horrible news that his mother was in an accident and is at the local hospital. Beg the hostess to relay the message. Wait and watch her tell the man the awful news.
One minute later call the hostess up again and tell her that there was a terrible mistake and that the person in the accident was not his mother - it was just a pile of dog shit that had been run over. Tell her to relay the message and hang up.

Thats a Bad Bad Baby

Go to a local coffee shop with a baby carriage- inside the carriage have a baby doll that is tied to a brick. Cover the baby in blankets - get a cup of coffee and start talkin to the fake baby- Tell the baby what a good good baby it is and how much you love him. Then spill a little coffee on your leg and scream. Then out of anger scream "Thats a bad bad baby!"- and launch the baby tied to the brick through the window- People will freak out that you have just thrown your own baby through the window-
Turn to the guy next to you and say "I hate it when they make the coffee too hot." Casually walk out.