AYYY - DIS IS NO GOOSE

Early Sunday morning- chloroform an Asian couple. Dress them up in a KKK robe and hood. Drive to a gospel church that is in the middle of dancing and singing. Have one of your friends waiting there with 2 horses. Place them on the horses, wake up the sleeping Asians and then give the horses a good branding towards the entrance- So they smash through the doors

Oh man- these Asians are about to make some people very ornery...