Jan 25, 2007

Grandmas Back!




Your friends grandma dies.

He is upset, so you decide to play
a good practical joke.

When he is gone you sneak into his house
and put a casket in his living room.
In the casket you put a mask of a
scary clown inside.
Under the mask
write a note that says "Grandmas Baccckkkk"

This will freak the fuck out of your friend.
When he tells you this story
get mad
and tell him if you find out who did this you will kill them

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Oct 29, 2006

Nice Horsey




You decide its time for the hospital to have some fun. You release 5 large broncos into the hospital, but make sure it is at 4 different exits of the hospital.
Hopefully, one horse will make its way to the ICU
and smash into repsirators; and just cause people to run for their lives.
Now this would be hysterical, like for example, you to turn the corner and you see old people and young running for their lives and down the hall you see a giant horse galloping.
Also to piss the horses off, brand them as you release them into the hospital.

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