Clown Fisherman

You are boating on a popular lake with some friends. You come across a nice man who is fishing by himself. Slowly drive your boat towards his and politely ask him if he has extra bait. Board his boat and chloroform him. Strip him and then dress him up in only a speedo. Paint his face so he looks like a sad clown. Handcuff him to the steering wheel and drop his anchor so he does not drift. For the rest of the day - anyone that comes near him will not take the cries for help from the old clown in a speedo seriously. Everyone will laugh - except for the clown.

Sorry But We Ran Out of Room

Go to a cemetery and find the tombstone of an old man who died within the last year. Look up the address of the old man's closest relatives. Buy a bunch of medical anatomy bones. Then drop the skull and bones on the porch of the closest relative.

Write on a sticky note-

"Ran out of room at the cemetery- Didnt think Gramps would mind."

Stick the note to the door.

The anger and outrage of the family member who finds what they think is Gramps old bones will be hysterical.