Piano Mummy

You find a nice local piano teacher who is giving lessons- Tell her your son would love lessons - but caution her to please be understanding of his appearance and how he was badly burned in a fire. Tell her you will be there recording this precious moment. Wrap one of your shorter friends up like a mummy. Also make sure you put on a disguise. Then go out and buy as much octopuss as you can and load up his backpack with it. Tell your friend after a few attempts at the piano- to open up the backpack and just start launching the octopuss all over the house. While he is doing this scream out, "No Jimmy! No! Throwing octopuss is not nice." When he is out of octopuss have him take the piano bench and launch it through the window. The have him dive through the window and run out. As he does this scream out, "Oh no! Not again." Calmy say to her, "He does this to every piano teacher -im terribly sorry." Then walk out. Her explanation to the police and friends will be mind boggling.

Drumstick Gang

Go to a fancy restaurant with 5 of your friends. Bring duct tape but hide it. Have everyone wear a handle bar moustache. Have everyone order chicken but make sure its on the bone and comes with a drumstick. When the food comes- have everyone grab a drumstick and head to the bathroom. Wait until its just the 5 of you and one random guy. When he starts to pee- attack him with your drumsticks. After you have delivered a good beating- yank his pants down and place one drumstick in his crack (but prop it so its standing straight up)- then place the other drumsticks around his head and duct tape them so they stay. Also wrap the duct tape over his eyes. Place a card on the table that says "DRUMSTICK GANG AGAINST CANCER"- That way nobody can really get that mad at you. If he runs out of the bathroom - peoples reaction would be priceless- but even if he doesnt- this will still haunt him forever.

SKI BUDDY

Go to your local ski resort- dress up a manequin in full ski gear- cover up his face with a ski mask so he looks as real as possible. But also douse his jacket in gasoline- Put skis on him and with another friend act as if you are escorting him to the chair lift-
Get in line with everyone- and turn to the people behind you and tell them how its your buddys first time skiing- and how you have a good joke planned for him.
They will most likely smile like friendly skiiers do.
When you get on the lift - wait til the chair lift is at its highest point- light the mannequin on fire and throw the mannequin off the lift. Watch it fall- Then high five your friend. Scream out bad jokes like "Was the lift too hot for ya?" or "Got a light buddy?" Turn around and give the people behind you- who are in shock- the thumbs up.

Symphony of Disaster

You volunteer at a Special Education Camp and tell the camp you are going to take the kids to the zoo. What you really do is take them to the Detroit Symphony Orchestra. In the van on the way there you tell the kids there are prizes hidden in the instruments and when we get to the theatre- the quicker they find the prize the quicker we can all get to the zoo and eat ice cream! Tell the kids some of the prizes are hiden really good so you might have to tear apart the instruments to find them. Pre-order tickets to the symphony but come very late so when you walk in the unsuspected orchestra and crowd will be in for a treat they will never forget.