The British are Coming.

You and your friend go to a nice park in Washington, DC. Bring a map of the city, 2 rolls of duct tape and a flag of Great Britian. Wait for a nice man walking alone to stroll by. Approach him holding the map but hiding your rolls of duct tape. Ask the man politiely if he knows what direction Big Ben is- When he looks at you all confused -quickly circle him and wrap him in the duct tape nice and tight- Then go grab your flag and duct tape it to his head. Whisper in his hear "The British are coming." Then take off.

Push It Real Good

Go to the movies with 3 of your friends. Have one of your friends bring a small CD player- Buy 5 large buckets of popcorn. Sit behind a nice couple. Wait til the movie is about half way over and dump all of your popcorn on the floor quietly. Run to the bathroom with one of your friends and fill 2 of the buckets up with water. Walk back casually. Then place the 3 empty buckets on your heads but punch in 2 holes so you can see. Then slam the 2 full buckets of water on the heads of the couple in front of you. Have 2 of your friends stand next to you with their arms folded - have your other friend cue up the song "Push It" by Salt and Peppa. Synchronize a few pelvic thrusts to the beat - and walk out single file. This guy and his girlfriend will not know how to explain to this to anyone.

Oh hell no- you got to be kidding me!

Go to a restaurant and find the meanest strongest looking guy. Walk up to him and introduce yourself asking him his name - Then call the hostess describing the man perfectly- tell her you cannot get a hold of a man who should be eating at the restaurant and how you have horrible news that his mother was in an accident and is at the local hospital. Beg the hostess to relay the message. Wait and watch her tell the man the awful news.
One minute later call the hostess up again and tell her that there was a terrible mistake and that the person in the accident was not his mother - it was just a pile of dog shit that had been run over. Tell her to relay the message and hang up.

Thats a Bad Bad Baby

Go to a local coffee shop with a baby carriage- inside the carriage have a baby doll that is tied to a brick. Cover the baby in blankets - get a cup of coffee and start talkin to the fake baby- Tell the baby what a good good baby it is and how much you love him. Then spill a little coffee on your leg and scream. Then out of anger scream "Thats a bad bad baby!"- and launch the baby tied to the brick through the window- People will freak out that you have just thrown your own baby through the window-
Turn to the guy next to you and say "I hate it when they make the coffee too hot." Casually walk out.

Sisters of the Night

One night when your buddy is drunk steal his house keys- A month later so he is not suspicious- find 15 people to dress up as nuns -tell them you are filming a scary movie scene - and all you need them to do is to stand around a sleeping mans bed while holding candles. Warn the acting nuns - the man in the bed has been known to ad lib and not to be alarmed if he begins to scream. Lead them into his house- Play scary opera music in the background. Film this, because if your buddy freaks out it will be funny- but it will be even better video footage if he loses it and starts knocking out the nuns. After this whole mess is cleared up- a year later hire a guy dressed up as a nun to stand in his shower - try and get this on film as well.